Real Men Eat Animal Crackers 

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 05/14/2016 at 13:17 • Filed to: None

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I’m at the airport, really bored. Wife made trail mix, candy cigarettes too pricey here, heading to Florida soon to suffer the heat and visit family.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot 05/14/2016 at 13:19

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What airport?

zeontestpilot > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/14/2016 at 13:21

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Detroit. It’s “exciting”, lol

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > zeontestpilot 05/14/2016 at 13:33

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They need to be iced, you pleb.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > zeontestpilot 05/14/2016 at 13:34

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“Exciting” in the sense that a near-death experience is “exciting"?

zeontestpilot > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/14/2016 at 13:54

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This pleb already ate the iced ones. They were delicious.

zeontestpilot > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/14/2016 at 13:55

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Exciting as in “this is my daughters first flight, it’s 3 hours long, waiting for the plane to come and she’s already bored” exciting.

MrDakka > zeontestpilot 05/14/2016 at 14:04

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I still pretend the lion is eating the other animals who are fleeing in terror

zeontestpilot > MrDakka 05/14/2016 at 14:14

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And now I will, thank you. :)

M54B30 > zeontestpilot 05/14/2016 at 14:18

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My dad always told me that the endangered ones taste the best.

You’re lucky. I flew to Germany from Chicago when my kid was 5 months old and again at about 18 months. The first trip he loved sucking on pickles (ew) which are a terrible food on a plane. The second time he loved grapes and wanted the $6 grapes and pretzel tray in the terminal. Naturally, he threw it all up later.

zeontestpilot > M54B30 05/14/2016 at 18:03

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There were more tv screens on the headrests. My kids was really good until the map of Florida disappeared as we arrived, she threw a fit. Blame me too, naturally.